Woodrocket studios have just released a porn parody of The Lion King.
The film is called “The Loin King” (the king of thrusts?), and breaks all records for WTF-ness. That’s right, it’s a porn musical. Yes, really. And that’s not all.
As costumes, all the actors and actresses wear what look like animal pyjamas. Well, all except one bloke in a T-shirt with “look at me, I’m a snake” written on it, and a fake Elton John (sorry, Elton Dong), who acts as narrator.
Will Tile plays a Simba (or rather, Sinba, for copyright reasons) who looks a bit like Titus the Little Lion, while Kira Noir plays Nala (renamed Nana for the occasion).
After an intro where various critters polish their horns or trunks out on the savannah, we get to see the famous scene with the lion cub above the cliff… reimagined on a more modest budget than Disney’s.
It’s worth noting that Sinba is an adult (or very old for a lion), so he can legally do porn.
As for Timon and Pumbaa, they’re called Tibone and Poonbaa, and are played by actresses Daisy Ducati and Leya Falcone.
Who says a warthog and a meerkat can’t be sexy?
The song lyrics are hilarious (if you speak English, of course).
In particular, “Hakuna Matata” becomes “Hot cum on my ta-tas”, which you could translate as “Hot cum on my tits”.
You could almost forget to watch the sex part of the video. In the end, though, only Sinba and Nana get it on: the other characters are just there to belt out a song or two.
The trailer, which is almost safe for work, is on YouTube:
You can watch the porn parody of The Lion King in full for free on the WoodRocket website or on Pornhub.
