As the series nears its end, the media are going wild over Game of Thrones-inspired sex toys. Creations by the brand Geeky Sex Toys, these represent phallic attributes, swords, and eggs.
But that’s not all. From underwear to porn parodies to sex toys, Game of Thrones, already not very chaste to begin with, has inspired all manner of naughtiness.
Game of Thrones sex toys
Drodong, a dildo representing the penis of the dragon Drogon:
Night Kink, the phallus of the Night King. Granted, technically speaking, it’s a zombie’s dick. But, at least, thanks to the cold, it’s not going to rot.
Game of Moans, which looks eerily like John Snow’s sword:
And finally, the Dragon Egg Gag, a dragon egg gag:
Game of Thrones underwear
On Etsy, Game of Thrones-inspired underwear is everywhere. Here’s a best-of, not always in the best taste.
The Hodor panties for Christmas:
The softer Hodor panties:
Because nothing beats an improvised crossover between two legendary series: A pair of Walter White Walker panties :
The Daenerys panties featuring Daenerys sitting on the Iron Throne:
And so no one feels left out, here’s Jon Snow in the same pose:
Pretty much all the suspects, along with the famous scandalous mug, appear on panties:
Game of Thrones porn parodies
Game of Bones, from the studios WoodRocket, is in two volumes: “Winter Is Cumming”, dating from 2013, and “Winter Came Everywhere”, released recently.
Among the cast of this second installment, Kiara Cole as Daenerys, Donnie Rock as Jon Snow (or rather, Jon Blow) sporting a mustache worthy of Mario, Charlotte Sartre as Sansa, and Gabriella Paltrova as Arya.
As for the White Walkers, they’ve been rechristened the White Wankers.
With This Ain’t Game Of Thrones XXX , Axel Braun admittedly put less effort into the title, but this porn parody for Hustler got a pretty big budget.
The film features, among others, Evan Stone as a slightly too-tall Tyrion, Spencer Scott as Daenerys, and Brandi Love as Cersei.
