Tetris erotic book

An erotic book dedicated to Tetris, and other fantasies

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Are you nostalgic for the 90s and do arcade games put a twinkle in your eye? What could be cuter than a little Tetris block ready to slot into the others? Yes, you read that right. There’s an erotic book for those who fantasise about Tetris blocks.

But that’s not all. Indeed, its author, Leonard Delaney, will satisfy your most nerdy computer fantasies.

An erotic book with Tetris blocks

Tetris blocks endowed with a consciousness, and of course, sexual desires, start falling from the sky. A girl, who had been bored to death up until then, decides to play with them.

Tetris erotic book
Taken by the Tetris Blocks

Thus begins the plot of “Taken by the Tetris Blocks”, which in French would be “Prise par les blocs Tetris”.

Microsoft Office’s paperclip, the sex symbol

Feeling nostalgic for the early 2000s? Admit it: you must have a guilty little fondness for Clippy, the uncharismatic paperclip of Microsoft Office.

erotic book with Microsoft Office's paperclip
Conquered by Clippy

The heroine of “Conquered by Clippy” (“Conquise par Clippy”) goes further, and succumbs to the charm of a human-sized version of the helpful and flexible assistant.

An erotic book dedicated to the iWatch

Or are you more of a thoroughly modern type? Right, isn’t she beautiful, that iWatch?

erotic book iWatch
Invaded by the iWatch

Well, by reading “Invaded by the iWatch” (“Envahie par l’iWatch”), you’ll be able to fantasise about screwing with the famous Apple smartwatch.

 

These three short stories are gathered in a collection called “The Digital Desires Inbox“. Or, if we translate this title into French: “la boîte mail des désirs numériques”.

Bonus: An erotic short story with the Minions

Another short story by Leonard Delaney, “The Minions In Me”, is published online (in English) on Buzzfeed. Yes, it really is an erotic story featuring the Minions.

Collectionneuse compulsive de sextoys dont la collection prend désormais plus de place que ma garde-robe, je teste chaque accessoire coquin avec une exigence sans faille.

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