When I saw the Lifelike Lover Luxe in the Lovehoney shop’s catalogue, I thought “oh, a cow dildo!”. Indeed, this silicone sex toy is decorated with spots, which could represent paint drips, or the markings on a cow’s coat, the whole thing making for a rather pretty result.
What’s more, its base has a suction cup, and it’s very affordable. Interesting… I had to take a closer look.
Here’s my review of the Lifelike Lover Luxe Lovehoney.
Sex toy packaging
The packaging is a small box made of thin cardboard. Inside, the sex toy is simply wrapped in a clear plastic bag. The whole lot is disposable.
The Lifelike Lover Luxe dildo’s appearance
The Lifelike Lover Luxe has a fairly realistic phallic shape, with a well-defined head and raised “vein” details decorating its shaft. Its base, meanwhile, is flat and fitted with a suction cup.
In terms of colours, we leave the realm of anatomical accuracy and enter the world of fantasy. It’s two-tone, with a blue background and black spots. Well, that’s true of the model we received, but the brand also offers two other versions: one red on a black background, and the other with purple drips on a fuchsia background.
It’s 18 centimetres long, with a diameter of 3.5 centimetres.
Texture and materials
The Lifelike Lover Luxe is made of pure silicone (and therefore body-safe), with a single density, but it’s fairly soft. It’s supple and flexible.
Using the Lifelike Lover Luxe dildo
Thanks to its flat base, which acts as a stopper, the Lifelike Lover Luxe can be used for both anal and vaginal penetration. Even though it isn’t specifically designed as a “G-spot” sex toy, its slightly curved shape and well-defined head allow it to stimulate the erogenous zone effectively.

As for its suction cup, it holds really well; it’s impressive. It’s actually something quite a few Lovehoney sex toys have in common, including the Heart Pounder, its glow-in-the-dark dildo and its rainbow anal plug. This great suction cup opens up all sorts of fun, in the shower, in the bath, on the tiles, on a table, and so on.

Conclusion on the Lifelike Lover Luxe dildo
The good points:
- Overall, it’s a nice dildo, made of silicone, suitable for anal or vaginal use, and effective on the G-spot (or P-spot).
- It’s pretty and original.
- Its suction cup really grips well.
- It’s very cheap: under 35 euros.
The bad points:
- There’s not much to criticise, apart from perhaps its simplicity. No gimmicky features; it’s a “normal” dildo.
Note finale du test
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The Lifelike Lover Luxe is a really lovely flat-based dildo, that’s body-safe, pretty, and fitted with a suction cup that stays put. And all at a price that’s within reach of smaller budgets.
Merci à Lovehoney de nous avoir fourni le Lifelike Lover Luxe pour ce test




