The Real Vibration Dorcel sex toy is the motorised brother of the So Dildo. It’s a rather imposing, phallic-shaped silicone vibrator… and just as fuchsia.
It took me a long time to decide to test the thing, which was sent to us by the Dorcel Store. To be honest, this big pink thing didn’t really appeal to me.
The poor sex toy was looking at me from the depths of its drawer as I was about to grab one of its friends, when I decided it was time I gave it some attention.
Here’s our review of the Real Vibration Dorcel.
Sex toy packaging
The packaging is a disposable cardboard box. It has a photo of the sex toy on the front.
Inside, a transparent plastic stand holds the vibrator in place.
What the Real Vibration Dorcel looks like
The Real Vibration Dorcel measures 22 centimetres long, of which 18 are insertable. That’s pretty damn long for a vibrator. Its thickness is more reasonable, with a diameter of 3.5 cm.
The shape of the insertable part of the sex toy is clearly reminiscent of a penis, with a “glans” at its tip and three “veins” along its shaft, though it can’t really be called “realistic”.
But everything is symmetrical and regular, including the “veins”, which don’t look remotely like blood vessels; the proportions are implausible, and of course there’s that fuchsia shade… Its official description calls it “semi-realistic”.
There’s a groove running the full length of the insertable part. This “seam” gives an unpleasant impression of “cheapness” and shows that the vibrator’s coating is made up of two parts joined together during manufacture.
The rounded handle follows the overall shape of the sex toy.
I’m not a fan of this sex toy’s look. It feels like I’m holding Barbie’s vibrator, or at least something a 2000s playmate would own…
Texture and materials
The insertable part of the Real Vibration is made of silicone, while its handle is made of rigid plastic.
The insertable part is flexible, but still fairly hard. If the dark idea of arming yourself with this thing to give someone a dick-slap had crossed your mind, don’t. (Besides, if you were planning to give someone a dick-slap, don’t).
The Real Vibration and the Fleshjack Jason Visconti dildo
Powering the Real Vibration Dorcel
The Real Vibration runs on batteries. Two AA batteries, to be precise. It’s not my favourite way to power a sex toy, but it doesn’t need an excessive number of batteries, and they’re fairly “standard” ones, so it’ll do.
The batteries fit into a compartment in the handle, which snaps shut. There’s a sort of plastic “seal”, presumably intended to improve the watertightness. But that doesn’t mean you should consider the vibrator waterproof.
Controls and modes
The controls on the Real Vibration’s handle consist of two buttons. One switches the sex toy on and off, while the other lets you cycle through the modes.
The sex toy has seven modes: three vibration modes of varying intensity and various pulsing sequences. You can’t adjust the intensity of the vibrations within any given mode.
When you press a button, you hear a “click” and can feel a switch being activated through the thin layer of flexible plastic on the surface. It gives the impression of dealing with a gadget. In my opinion, this sort of button that’s uncomfortable under your finger belongs in a Happy Meal toy, a hat with a fan in it, or whatever, but not in a sex toy.
Clitoral use of the Real Vibration
The vibrations from the Real Vibration are powerful enough for me to have an orgasm by stimulating my clitoris with its head. Enough, but nothing to write home about.
They don’t really travel very deep, which is a shame, but they’re fairly evenly distributed throughout the sex toy, concentrated at its tip rather than dissipating along its length.
Vaginal use of the Real Vibration
Although it’s curved, the Real Vibration is nowhere near curved enough to be considered a “G-spot” sex toy.
For vaginal penetration, the Real Vibration is fairly gentle and flexible, and its glans-shaped tip makes it easy to insert. It’s pleasant to use.
The Real Vibration doesn’t have a base that could act as a “stopper”, so using it anally is out of the question.
Conclusion on the Real Vibration Dorcel
The good points:
- The Real Vibration is a silicone vibrator, a material that’s safe for the body.
- The vibrations are fairly well distributed throughout the sex toy, and are powerful enough to make it effective.
The bad points:
- An overall impression of “cheapness”, with somewhat “sloppy” finishing.
- It’s a long fuchsia cock, which isn’t the most tasteful.
The Real Vibration is a decent vibrator, functional and at a very affordable price, but it doesn’t really do much for me.
I really can’t say whether to recommend it or not… If you’re looking for a fairly cheap sex toy, it could be right for you, as long as you like fuchsia. But it’s certainly not the one I’d choose…
Note finale du test
Les plus
- It's made of silicone
- Well-distributed vibrations, powerful enough
Les moins
- Several details feel rather cheap
- Fairly kitsch look
- Battery-powered
Merci à Dorcel Store de nous avoir fourni le Real Vibration pour ce test
