The KnotMe Ralph dildo represents the huge penis of a fantasy creature. What animal exactly? The brand doesn’t specify, but I’d say it’s either a marine mammal or a dragon. In any case, Ralph has a very big dick.
KnotMe, one of the Polish competitors to Bad Dragon, handcrafts sex toys representing the genitals of various anthropomorphic animals. Dragons, horses, dogs, and even space cats, there’s something for everyone.
For each model, the customisation options are numerous. You can choose the size, but also the firmness of the sex toy, as well as its colours.
Here is our review of the KnotMe Ralph dildo.
Sex Toy Packaging
When it comes to presentation, it’s top-notch. Ralph arrives wrapped in a paper and transparent plastic sleeve. A large, sturdy-looking storage pouch in the brand’s colours is also provided.
What’s more, the brand spoiled us by including two chocolate bars in the package containing the Ralph and the Dragon. I don’t know if they do the same for every purchase, but in any case, we appreciated this nice touch. After testing a sex toy, there’s nothing like chocolate to recover from the excitement!
The Look of the KnotMe Ralph Dildo
KnotMe sex toys are all customisable. Their prices depend on the model, but also on the size, colour and chosen options.
Let’s start with the size. There are three possibilities: Small, Medium and Large.

For the Ralph, we chose the Large model. And it turns out to be… very large indeed. It measures 25 centimetres long, of which 20 are insertable, with a diameter of up to 6.5 centimetres at the toy’s widest point.
As for the colour, things get more complicated. The choice is going to be difficult… You can order a monochrome, bicolour (one colour for the base and another for the insertable part), or a mix of two colours in a marbled pattern.

With a choice of colours from a palette of 16 shades, that’s a hell of a lot of possible combinations! There is also a “Pearl” option, which can be chosen as an extra, described as “a shimmering effect, the colour is not solid and has darker “streaks” randomly distributed over the surface of the sex toy”.
Unlike Bad Dragon, KnotMe does not show a preview of the sex toy with the selected options. However, the site shows several examples for each sex toy, so with a little imagination, it’s easy to get an idea.
I chose a KnotMe Ralph dildo mixing violet and blueberry tones, with the “Pearl” option. I was nevertheless surprised when I unwrapped it: it’s even more beautiful than I had imagined!
It is also possible, for an extra 10 dollars, to add a suction cup to the base of the sex toy.
Texture and Materials
All sex toys from the KnotMe brand are made of pure silicone.

The firmness of the sex toy is also customisable: Soft, Medium or Hard. After reading the guide, we opted for the Medium texture.
- “Hard” corresponds to the firmness of most silicone dildos from more conventional brands.
- “Medium” is the texture the brand recommends choosing if you’re undecided. With an intermediate firmness, it will suit the majority of buyers.
- “Soft” is a more squishy texture. However, the brand specifies that the largest models may not stand up on their own with this option.
Using the KnotMe Ralph Dildo
The KnotMe brand specifies that its sex toys are not compatible with silicone-based lubricants, which can damage them irreversibly. With Ralph, you should therefore use a water- or oil-based lubricant.
In size L, Ralph’s diameter is certainly impressive, however, its shape allows for very gradual penetration. Indeed, its tip inserts rather easily, and then, little by little, it’s up to you to see how far you want to go with each thrust. Its very soft texture softens contact and makes insertion very comfortable. What’s more, it stands on its own, which allows you to ride it, and therefore better control the rhythm.
To make the most of the experience, I used a Wand, the Doxy Die Cast, to stimulate my clitoris simultaneously. The sensations are intense, and simply delicious.

Conclusion on the KnotMe Ralph Dildo
The good points:
- It’s an excellent quality silicone sex toy, very original, and very pretty.
- It’s fully customisable.
- It’s handmade.
- In size L, it’s huge!
The bad points:
- Its large size might not be suitable for everyone.
Note finale du test
Les plus
- Très original et très joli.
- High-quality silicone
- Many customisation options
- Handcrafted
- Size L is huge
Les moins
- Size L is huge
The KnotMe brand is really worth checking out, with its superb, original and fully customisable silicone sex toys. If the KnotMe Ralph dildo tempts you, you can go for it: you won’t regret your purchase.





