This is the first edition of the sex toy gazette, with connected vibrators or ones with a personality, a robotic anus, BDSM dungeons to rent and hidden penises. This is the first edition of the sex toy gazette, with connected vibrators or ones with a personality, a robotic anus, BDSM dungeons to rent and hidden penises. When it comes to sex toys, sexuality and erotica, things are always happening… A revolutionary vibrator – or at least, one announced as such – comes out roughly every month, while a new statistic on the length of spotted koala penises or seduction methods among Kentucky chicken farmers is published every three days. We’d love to tell you about pretty much everything, but without turning the blog into an epic novel. So we’ve decided to prepare, from time to time, a little concentrated dose of arse-related info published in the press or on the net.
KinkBNB, BDSM dungeons to rent
You’d like to rent a BDSM dungeon for a night, but you don’t have enough connections in the BDSM scene to know where to find the perfect spot? Modelled on AirBnB, KinkBNB is a site for renting apartments and guest houses with a sexual purpose, primarily BDSM.
Among the most popular, the Hoxton Dungeon Suite, a London apartment that provides its tenants with furniture and a multitude of bondage, domination and punishment accessories: St Andrew’s crosses, cage, Vacuum bedchaise
, bondage chairs, etc… and even costumes, wigs and make-up.
Sex toys to interact with VR porn It is now possible to interact with virtual reality porn through a sex toy. VirtualRealPorn, the studio that produces3D porn videos viewable with the Oculus Rift Lovense, specialising in interactive sex toys. Together, the two brands created a stroker and a rabbit, Max and Nora, capable of connecting to your video player.
Penile invisibility, a common problem?
A quirky study dating back to 2011: one in ten British men is too big to see his own penis. Figures to take with a pinch of salt, as the survey was conducted by a company that sells weight loss methods. Among the unfortunate men who admitted to having an invisible phallus, 43% say they haven’t seen their penis in two years without the help of a mirror or contorting themselves, and 16% can’t even remember the last time they caught a glimpse of it.
Sex toys with a personality?
BlissMe has just launched a range of vibrators with a personality. Reading this, you might be imagining a anthropomorphic sex toy
BlissMe’s Mister collection Don’t you get a sense of déjà vu? The ‘Mister collection’, byBlissMe , brings together five vibrators that, at first glance, have nothing special about them. In appearance, they look a lot like sex toys created before them (notably by Lelo and NomiTang)… And in terms of function, they’re fairly ordinary vibrators. Their ‘personality’ is a subscription to a mailing list, messages supposedly sent by the ‘mister’ whose character matches that of the sex toy purchased… To top it all off, according to their description, these ‘misters’ are walking clichés. From left to right in the photo, Mr Cowboy, the Texan farmer (who became a millionaire playing country music), Mr Right, the romantic firefighter, Mr Badboy, the rebel biker (who, incidentally, types his letters on a typewriter), Mr U.K, the mythomaniac Englishman, and Mr C.E.O, the rich one.
A robotic arse for medical students
Among the nightmarish experiences nobody wants to go through, the rectal exam administered by a junior doctor deserves an honourable mention. mention. robotic arse called Patrick, which allows medical students to practise administering treatments to intimate areas of a patient, is a brilliant invention.
Other bits
- Imgur has tightened its rules on banning NSFW content, notably by making it easier to report it, and that didn’t sit well with its community.
- The brand Kiiroo, a sex toy manufacturer specialising in teledildonics, is teaming up with Fleshlight, the famous brand of masturbators, to create sex toys capable of connecting to each other and interacting with one another, via the internet. With Fleshlight on board, we can hope this is going to be serious.
- The Vitaros, a new alternative to Viagra, also carries risks.
- According to a study conducted by the Health Science Center at the University of Texas, drinking two or three cups of coffee a day reduces the likelihood of erectile dysfunction.
