Let’s talk a little about unusual penis sleeves. Because what you’re about to see is enough to organise a proper carnival for penises. Cosplayers, fans of themed parties, or occasional Mardi Gras revellers, would you like to dress up your willy?
We’ve already had the chance to test a penis sleeve, the Colossus by Vixen Creations (read the review), and it turned out to be great fun.
But in this article, I won’t recount our exploits with this contraption. Let the masked ball of willies begin!
Unusual penis sleeves: fruit and vegetables
The Banana, by the brand Toylie, is a banana penis sleeve.
The Tickle Me Pickle, by BlissfullcreationsUS on Etsy, is a pickle penis sleeve.
Also from Toylie, the Cucumber is a latex penis and testicle sleeve shaped like a cucumber.
Although technically a cereal, corn is the winner of the unusual vegetable penis sleeve competition.
Toylie’s Corn on the Cob is a corn cob with testicles that you can stuff your penis into to increase the diameter during penetration.
As for Selfdelve’s Mann-Schette, it’s a corn sleeve open at the end, which gives the shaft a corn-cob texture while leaving the glans exposed.
And for fans of fleshy hybrid oddities à la Videodrome, Bestoyard’s half-penis, half-corn sleeve might be an interesting concept.
Unusual penis sleeves: creature cocks
Feeling a bit Shrek-ish at heart? Yiffmonkey’s Patrick penis sleeve transforms your penis into a gigantic green ogre phallus.
Bad Dragon penis sleeves let you use your imagination during penetration to become a majestically well-hung heroic-fantasy creature.
With the Chance’s Sheath, you’ll become a magnificent anthropomorphic horse.
And with the Flint’s Sheath, you’ll transform into a dragon with its wings spread and its penis swollen. I’ll take this opportunity to go slightly off topic and mention that alligators are constantly erect.
Would you rather become a good little doggy? Oxballs’ Fido Pup-knot cocksheath will turn your willy into a canine penis.
And finally, the Colossus by Vixen Creations, which we tested, represents a giant’s penis
The slightly gross penis sleeves
The Crazy Nubs by motsutoys is a flesh-coloured penis sleeve whose texture bears a disturbing resemblance to warts. Well, the good news is that it’s not contagious.
As for the Veins and bumps, by the same brand, it also makes you wonder what kind of STI could trigger this sort of pustule.
The penis sleeve for fisting
Oxballs’ Jo-Fist silicone penetrator turns your penis into a fist. Thanks to it, you can fist your partner with your willy!
And if your willy is too shy to wear a penis sleeve and stay nice and warm, you can also give it a penis sock.
