The potential uses of the poop sex toy remain a mystery to me. Is it a fetish object aimed at scatophiles, or a cheeky wink with a tooting connotation? Whatever the case may be, this strange toy exists, and comes in various variants exist, and it comes in various forms. Now, I know this suggestion sounds a bit odd to your ears… But what would you say to a little overview of poop sex toys ?
The realistic poop sex toy
The Oxballs Log Dildo is a poop dildo with rather unsettling realism.
Inserting a fake excrement into one’s backdoor might be a poetic way of reversing the inexorable course of time? One would do well to simply see it as an accessory allowing you to try out scat play, without the smells and bacteria that come with it. If you want to find out more about the Log Dildo, you can read its review on Cara Sutra.
The giant poop-shaped anal plug
Sold by various brands on Aliexpress and other similar sites, the giant poop-shaped anal plug comes with a tasteful emoticon.
The poop smiley paddle, for farty spankings
Under what circumstances can you use the poop smiley paddle sold on Etsy by Sporkwood ? Perhaps to give a spanking to a diaper lover who might have soiled their nappy…
It’s worth noting that the brand isn’t specifically focused on poop. They also make Star Wars BDSM accessories, adorned with little stormtroopers.
The anal plug with a poop smiley
Which tasteful illustration should you choose to adorn a anal plug ? A poop smiley ! the Etsy shop Altpac immediately decided, without a second thought.
And if the faecal emoticon wasn’t enough, GlowFyourself added a caption a caption [smiley caca]” (which one would translate as one fart away from pooping) on its anal plug.
Who uses such an object, and for what purpose? These questions will remain unanswered.
The poop-fishing anal plug
You have probably already played duck fishing at a funfair. And if you’re nostalgic for this activity, GlowFyourself offers you a poop-prout-prout variant, which is played with your tinkle and plastic poops. tinkle and plastic poops. poop-fishing anal plug.
I’m not sure how to wrap up this article… Wishing you a good transit, perhaps? Er… Eat your fibres! In any case, if you come across any other poop sextoys, or if you know all the secrets behind the purpose and use of the poop sex toy, don’t hesitate to share your knowledge in the comments.
