Sex and modern religions rarely mix well. Despite some well-intentioned attempts by “religion-compatible” sex shops (which only cater to married heterosexual couples, mind you, let’s not get too crazy-crazy either…), for devout believers, a religious sex toy quite often amounts to blasphemy. For others, it is an intriguing curiosity, while still making people feel a touch uncomfortable.
A Pope Dildo in the Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box
The heavy metal band Ghost B.C has managed to sexualise the Pope by releasing the Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box, a set containing a Pope dildo (as well as an anal plug).
Granted, this Pope represents the band’s singer, Papa Emeritus II, who portrayed a Satanic Pope during his concerts. But let’s not quibble over the details.
The Pope Dildo, a Catholic religious sex toy
At SmallTownPlanet, an Etsy shop also behind a dildo depicting Donald Trump holding a penis in his hand, you can find a strange ceramic dildo in the likeness of the Pope… It is difficult to determine whether this sex toy is meant to represent a specific pope. Indeed, it is sold as a “dildo representing a man”. But his hat shows that he is a Sovereign Pontiff.
The Rabbi Dildo, a Jewish religious sex toy
Christians are not the only ones to see their religious representatives eroticised. At Masturpieces, the Rampant Rabbi, whose name is a pun based on the famous vibrator “Rampant Rabbit”, a hit at Ann Summers, is a dildo depicting a rabbi.
The brand also has a genie dildo, the Vagenie, a vampire dildo, Cunt Dracula… And finally, the icing on the cake, a dildo in the likeness of the Queen of England, named Buckingam Phallus.
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug and the Crucified Jesus Dildo
I have already told you, at the start of this blog, about the Baby Jesus Butt plug and the Jackhammer Jesus from Divine Interventions.
A butt plug in the likeness of Baby Jesus, and a dildo in the likeness of Crucified Jesus
Baby Jesus or Crucified Jesus, which sex toy is the most icky?
The Jesus or Virgin Mary Butt Plug
At GlowFYourself, on Etsy, you can find butt plugs, in the style of Rosebuds, but decorated with a portrait of the Virgin Mary, or of Jesus (adult and alive this time, which is already better).
You can also buy a butt plug there decorated with the Last Supper with the apostles, and a rosary butt plug (a rosary for praying, not an anal rosary…), bearing a cross and a small Jesus medallion.
If Jesus in your nancy doesn’t appeal to you, for the more adventurous, the brand also sells plugs topped with a fidget spinner.
Other phallic objects in the likeness of Jesus
On Etsy, in the shop at Odditorium, you can gaze at a curious ceramic antique (long since sold, fans will be disappointed): seen from the front, the statuette represents Jesus, but from behind… you realise it is a penis!
A sacred pleasure object, or simply a lubricious wink, hard to say…
As for Dildo Christ, by Pierre Belouin, it is not a sex toy but a work of art on the theme of onanism… But its appearance earned it a place in this article.
