Sony recently unveiled the look of the PlayStation 5, which is due out soon. And it is not exactly winning over its future buyers. Indeed, the thing is bulky, and many find it ugly. However, if it leaves gamers perplexed, the PlayStation 5 porn version is the result of the famous internet Rule 34.
The famous “Rule 34” of the web goes like this: “If it exists, there is porn of it”. Or, in English: “If it exists, there is porn of it”.
And indeed, nothing escapes it. Not even Disney princes and princesses. Some time ago, Bowsette, a hybrid between the Nintendo characters Bowser and Peach, created from scratch by netizens, also sparked their erotic imagination. Now it’s the console’s turn to get its pornographic interpretations.
Rule 34: the PlayStation 5 porn version
Can you have a non-platonic relationship with your console? Imagining it with a long penis proudly erect, as in this illustration, is the first stage of the fantasy. Could the PlayStation 5 be the sex toy of the future?
Simple fetishism or objectum-sexuality? As you prepare to spend your sleepless nights by its side, settling for seeing the thing as a mere vibrator box is a bit reductive, don’t you think?
And if what Sony has revealed of the PS5 is merely the head of it, which actually has the body of a voluptuous alien robot?
Here is the female version of this PlayStation 5 porn version:
And its male version:
You’d then start asking a multitude of questions about its user manual. How do you go about downloading games? How do you update it? Some effort is sometimes needed to adapt to a new technology.
Of course, these questions also spark the wildest hopes.
This oblong face of an eyeless killer space robot is still a bit intimidating. Some artists therefore don’t hesitate to give the PlayStation 5 a facial makeover in order to humanise it further. The console then turns into a young hentai woman, dressed in a cosplay outfit in PS5 colours.
If it doesn’t escape Rule 34, the XBox One nevertheless hasn’t sparked such enthusiasm. Why does the PlayStation 5 tickle the erotic imagination so much? Pornhub’s 2019 statistics show that, among the platform’s visitors who connect via a console, 51.5% use a PlayStation. Coincidence?
