We tested the We Vibe 3. This strange remote-controlled couples’ vibrator, whose shape resembles a miniature boomerang, is worn during intercourse. So it stimulates both partners simultaneously. I’ll therefore walk you through this little wonder of aerovaginal technology in exhaustive detail. How to use it, what its features are, what sensations you get when using it: nothing will be left out when it comes to the We Vibe 3.
Unboxing the parcel
We open the parcel. It’s padded with paper, in sufficient quantity to keep the item safe from any knocks. The We Vibe 3 box is itself wrapped in paper inside the parcel. This will keep prying eyes at bay if you couldn’t resist prising open the carton to have a peek before you’ve even stepped through your front door.
It also contains an unexpected mini gift: three pretty little scented soaps, in lily of the valley, rose and lavender, heart-shaped. I think this is just a coincidence, but the colours of the soaps match that of the We Vibe 3!
We Vibe 3 packaging
The We Vibe 3 box, which is cylindrical, looks quite smart. It seems fairly sturdy, so it could potentially be kept around for storage. It’s decorated tastefully, with very soft illustrations.
Inside, two items: a cardboard box, and something that looks like an alien spaceship. The cardboard box contains the charger’s mains adapter, as well as the user guide. And the spaceship, well, that’s the charging dock. Inside that is the We Vibe 3, and a little remote control.
Before use
Out of the box, the sex toy isn’t charged. The instructions tell us thatbefore first use, the device needs to be charged for 24 hours. It’s a bit frustrating (all the more so given that it takes well under 24 hours before it starts being able to vibrate), but it’s strongly recommended in order to look after the battery.
In short, to gift a We Vibe under the best possible conditions, if you want to use it with the person you’re giving it to, the ideal is to plan a little in advance, so you can gift it already charged. . It’s a bit frustrating (all the more so given that it takes well under 24 hours before it starts being able to vibrate), but it’s strongly recommended in order to look after the battery.the We Vibe 3 charger
if you want to use it with the person you’re giving it to, the ideal is to plan a little in advance, so you can gift it already charged . waterproof
, and for real. Same goes for the remote control.
First contact with the sex toy
The first time you hold the We Vibe 3 in your hand, you have a million questions.
- How do you even use it? There are two arms, sure, one for the vagina and one for the clitoris, but how do you tell them apart?
- Where’s the switch to turn it on? Why won’t it switch on? It’s not broken, is it?
- First a flying saucer, then a mysterious V of unknown technology, where are the lizard men ?
Then, looking at it more closely, on the wider of the two arms, you spot a tiny bump in the plastic on the surface. At first, you panic, thinking you’ve already damaged it. Especially since no matter how much you fiddle with the remote, you can’t get it to switch on’t get it to switch on.
That tiny little bump is the switch. The arm that has this switch should stay out of the vagina, in contact with the clitoris. You first need to press this button to ‘wake up’ the We Vibe 3 (when it hasn’t been used for several minutes – or hasn’t been used at all yet). Then it can be operated, at your choice, with this switch or the one on the remote.
We Vibe 3 controls
Once you’ve got past first contact, the We Vibe 3 is extremely simple to use. It only has two buttons, one at the front and one on its remote. When it’s completely switched off, you turn it on by pressing the switch at the front of the device. After that, both buttons have the same functions: they allow you to switch the We Vibe 3 on or off and to select your desired vibration mode you want.
Testing the We Vibe 3 as a couple
Instructions
Equipment : the We Vibe 3, a motivated partner and some lubricant. It’s worth noting that the lubricant is not optional. The penis and the We Vibe are going to find themselves in each other’s company, rather snugly in the vagina. Better to make sure the contact is smooth so the two of them get on well. And besides, anything that vibrates is always better with lubricant – it’s gentler: it’s sensitive, a clitoris. since the device and its remote are completely waterproof, no need to worry about getting it too wet.
Placement
First things first, you put the We Vibe 3 in place. As mentioned earlier, the thinnest end slides inside the vagina, and the slightly wider, shorter end – the one with the button – goes outside, against the clitoris. Then, the penis can join the party. (If you want to use the remote to switch it on, you need to have first switched it on using the button, then switched it off, so that it’s simply on standby). You then make love quite ‘normally’.
Why would I be inclined to recommend doing things in this order?
- On the one hand, the We Vibe first, because once properly placed, the part of the sextoy that ends up at the entrance of the vagina corresponds to its thinnest section, which is only a few millimetres thick and wide. Properly lubricated, it won’t get in the way of the penis at all. Whereas if the penis arrives first, it might be quite difficult to insert the vaginal part of the We Vibe, whose dimensions at its thickest point are around one centimetre thick by two wide.
- On the other hand, you switch it on last, so as not to startle the penis. Let me explain. I’m not telling you anything new by reminding you that a penis is sensitive. Especially at the tip of the glans. Going from the outside world to the inside of a vagina – that alone is quite a change of climate for it. It’s hot, snug, damp in there… In short, I’m not sure that adding ‘vibrating’ by surprise to that flood of sensations is necessarily pleasant for any given penis. So, as a precaution, first the hot, the snug and the damp, and only once the penis is properly settled and at ease, there you go, you add the vibrating. But after that, it all depends on the tastes of the owner of the penis in question.
Staying in place during use
During use, the We Vibe 3 stays in place without too much difficulty. However, even though it’s not essential, at times, guiding its external part with one hand in order to control the pressure exerted on the clitoris, by increasing or redirecting it, will help to intensify the sensations felt.
Features
Make sure to keep the remote control within reach. The remote control is one of the innovations that sets the We Vibe 3 apart from the We Vibe 2. And it’s very practical, because in the heat of the moment, finding the button on the We Vibe isn’t always easy. always easy. easy. And it would be a shame to go without the remote in question. Indeed, the device has no fewer than six vibration modes, each distinctly different from the others:
- Low : it vibrates gently. It’s very pleasant to start with.
- High : it vibrates more intensely. This mode, quite simple, is nonetheless my favourite. When it comes to vibrations and orgasm, originality rarely takes precedence over simplicity and intensity.
- Wave : the intensity increases then decreases, gradually and regularly. Ideal, as its name suggests, for building pleasure gradually, in waves.
- Pulse : it vibrates in regular pulses.
- Tease : it vibrates in very rapid and irregular pulses. I really liked this mode, original and quite intense.
- Cha cha : this mode is rather strange, and very rhythmic. Two long pulses, followed by three short ones. When you use it, you get the impression it’s trying to tell you something in Morse code*, but hey, why not… It’s not unpleasant for all that.
(*) Indeed: this mode repeats on loop the number 7 in Morse code.
The We Vibe 3 is fitted with two vibrating motors, one per branch. One stimulates the clitoris, and the other, the inside of the vagina, on the side of the (whether you choose to call this zone the ‘G-spot’ or simply the internal part of the clitoris – it’s the same thing – doesn’t matter: either way, simultaneous stimulation is the best), and vibrates the penis at the same time.
Comfort
For those who might be worried about whether it’s possible to do the transgenic two-headed centipede position while wearing the We Vibe, rest assured:
- I’d love to see a diagram to understand what this position actually involves.
- The We Vibe, which is made of silicone (and therefore phthalate-free, but it’s worth mentioning this rather significant point in passing), is very flexible. The freedom of movement is therefore quite generous.
Solo testing
The tests I’ve carried out on my own turn out to be less convincing, without being disastrous for all that. all that. that. I have to say that used by two people, up until now, the We Vibe 3 has a perfect record when it comes to guaranteed orgasms! And in an original way, if you please. On its own, the We Vibe 3 becomes a rather decent vibrator, but it’s still missing something. Of the two attempts I’ve made, even though the first was pleasant, only the second allowed me to reach orgasm.
I haven’t tried it yet (but I fully intend to, as soon as I get the chance), but in my opinion, it must take on a whole new interest if you pair it with another sextoy, designed for vaginal penetration (such as theLELO Iris, for example). However, be careful when choosing this second toy: silicone only, because sometimes, sextoys made of different materials don’t get on (the magic of chemistry…), and don’t come out unscathed.
Conclusion on the We Vibe 3
The We Vibe 3 is one of a kind. While its features may evoke a hybrid between a cockring and a remote-controlled vibrating egg, it is far more effective and far more aesthetically pleasing than both types of sex toy.
It is, above all, a sex toy for couples. While being undeniably effective, it also manages to stay soft, whether in its sleek, minimalist design or in its ease of use, which is ultimately not much more complex or awkward than putting on a condom.
It can therefore be ideally suited as a first sex toy to buy as a couple, but you’ll appreciate it just as much if this is your second, fifth or twentieth sex toy!
Note finale du test
Les plus
- Original concept
- Stimulates both partners during penetration
- Very good build quality
- Induction charger
Les moins
- Depending on the position, doesn't always stay in place very well
- Attracts a bit of dust
