I’ve thrown together a haphazard pile of links and bits of info in this article that I didn’t know where to put, but that I wanted to share with you. Dear reader, know that if you stick around to the end, you’ll see a vagina beer.
You’ll also learn, if you didn’t know already, what a nasophile and an AB/DL.
Web oddities, strange fetishes, the dark side of YouTube, funny arse-related sites… Here’s a compilation of finds that might interest you.
Streaming gynaecological examination
On YouTube, you can find very serious video courses, but maybe a bit dated (I’m guessing that from the gynaecologist’s glasses), which explain to us how to perform a gynaecological examination.
These courses aren’t intended for fetishists, but for trainee gynaecologists and midwives.
Thepenile examination is also available.
Porn fails
Pornfail is a small porn blooper reel, in animated GIFs.
[Edit (décembre 2013) : Pornfail s’est depuis doté d’une redirection toute pourrie vers une page publicitaire, qui empêche d’y voir quoi que ce soit. Mais j’ai retrouvé la plupart des gifs dont je vous parle dans cet article sur d’autres sites, vous pourrez donc les “contempler” malgré tout. Inutile de préciser que ceux-ci sont NSFW.]
It features porn actors making jokes, some very retro porn, some Kama Sutra feats (and that one too) which are not exactly a sight to behold, some pirate jigs right in the middle of a porn scene, faulty equipment, some splatters on the camera (in porn, the cameraman’s job involves a few risks…), some slippery bits, and… this.
The only image roughly safe for work that I managed to find from this site
Little-known fetishes
In the category of fetishes recently discovered thanks to the Internet…
The nose fetish: nasophilia
Wikipedia drew my attention to the nose fetish, or nasophilia.
This fetish “involves a sexual attraction to a specific variation in physical appearance (such as size) or a specific area (for example, the nostrils),
The fetish itself can manifest as a desire for physical contact and interaction, or as specific fantasies such as, nostril penetration. Other fantasies may include the desire to observe or experience a physical nasal transformation, as in Pinocchio, or ideas about transforming the nose into the nose of another creature, such as a pig, as a form of humiliation of a partner or acquaintance.
These fantasies may be aided by the use of sexual role-play or transformation fiction, through literature, drawings, or modified photos.
Sigmund Freud interprets the nose as a substitute for the penis”.
Thank you, Singund. Nobody would have thought of it without your intervention.
In the male proboscis monkey, the nose reaches such proportions that it can hang down below the chin. The longer the snout is, the more likely the male is to attract females. Proboscis monkeys are therefore perhaps a bit nasophilic. (Image: Wikipedia)
Nappy fetishisms
Nappy fetishists call themselves by the termAB/DL, which means “Adult Baby / Diaper Lover”.
- AB (Adult Baby) will be in the role of a baby and will want cuddles from their mum. Sexual relations will not be part of this practice.
- DL (Nappy fetishist, from the English “Diaper Lover”) will wear nappies and/or make their partner wear them in a primarily sexual context, without any inherent role-play necessarily involved.
Royal condoms
On the occasion of the British royal wedding, a condom brand, Crown Jewels, marketed the “Royal Wedding commemorative condoms”, condoms featuring the likenesses of the two newlyweds.
As useful as the monarchy, these protect neither against STIs nor against the risk of having babies.
Cum on printed photos
Cum on printed pics is a forum that allows its members to send photos… so others can masturbate on them. It has various categories: , in which you don’t cum in the same way : on the photo on screen, on a printed photo, in front of a video, in a retouched photo…
Apart from the category featuring “official” female members, who agreed to pose with a piece of paper bearing the site’s initials, one can nevertheless wonder whether the people in the photos are all aware of their photo being published on this site, and agree to such use of their image…
And the beer-vagina we’re all waiting for
The beer-vagina is a penetrable beer can. This masturbator targets men who like beer on a very intimate level…
Beer on one side, vagina on the other… No, you’re not dreaming, it really is about masturbating by penetrating the bottom of a beer bottle….
The site that sells the beer-vagina does not specify whether you should put the sex toy in the fridge before use… Unfortunately, it does not actually contain beer.
Article header illustration: Flickr gallery by Frank Kovalchek, Creative Commons.
