The day after tomorrow is Halloween. But since the day after tomorrow isn’t today yet, I’m offering you a little post that has nothing to do with Halloween (or almost nothing) – just a few random oddities, more or less curious, and an introduction that’s close to nonsense.
Let’s get naked and eat donuts!
Sex is cool. Eating is cool. Combining eroticism and food is probably one of the least original fantasies you can have.
But it’s all in the way you do it.
If some people are content to put strawberries and asparagus up their arse, others get more arty. That’s the case with Live Nude Food. A total favourite of mine, this Tumblr often beautifully combines photos of nudity and food (and often both together). The result is generally quite pleasant to look at.
Clever, isn’t it? Now I want to eat donuts.
Halloween for your dick
There, I’m still serving you a bit of Halloween.
And Halloween is a very fitting day to check out Scary Sextoys Friday, a blog that, as its name indicates in English, is devoted to scary sextoys.
On the programme, among the best (or rather, the worst):
- the depressing vibro-clown:
- the Piggy Wiggly, a ghastly double dildo with a pig’s head:
(and many more…)
Still on the theme of Halloween, but much less scary, a review of the Leoweenie (by Vixen Creations) by Epiphora. An orange sex toy with bats flying inside, the whole thing made of medical-grade silicone. Unfortunately, this collector’s item isn’t available in Europe.
The Perfect Toy
And without a transition, Tag Parfait (this brilliant site that talks about porn without getting all traumatised) has opened a sex toy shop.
I like reading their product descriptions. It’s addictive, a bit like reading VieDeMerde, except that it’s about more pleasant things.
A brief sample, and I’ll leave you to see the rest for yourselves:
(about Fleshlight) “These guys are mad and respect our dicks so much we want to hug them and cry really loud while telling them thank you”.
And that’s just one example among many others. In fact, I secretly hope they’ll get bored enough to take the time to describe every single thing they sell.
By the way, here are two freshly gathered bits of info about them:
- They’ll soon be partnering with the erotic bookshop La Musardine, for a selection of books and comics.
- And they’re going to open a blog internal to the shop. So it’ll be a blog inside a shop inside a blog. Russian dolls.
