The story is a bit old to count as a scoop, but I just came across it by chance. The record for the man with the longest penis in the world has been broken!
Indeed, the American Jonah Falcon no longer holds the world record for the longest penis. And that, despite his 24.13 centimetres, his famous song and his difficulty getting through airport security checks.
The longest penis in the world: 48 centimetres!
Now, it’s a 54-year-old Mexican named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera who holds the record for the man with the longest penis in the world. And he more than doubles the stakes, with no less than 48 centimetres of knacker down the front!
Which is the size of a pig’s penis, according to the Daily Mail… That said, I didn’t know pigs had such long knackers. To be honest, I would have imagined them with a tiny corkscrew willy.
Roberto became famous in 2015, after appearing in a video where he measures and weighs his phallus to prove its authenticity.
Such a phallus is not entirely the work of nature. Roberto has been stretching it with weights and bands since his teenage years.
A giant, disabling penis
Having a knacker half a metre long does, however, come with some serious downsides.
Roberto can’t have sex, for lack of finding a partner capable of handling his enormous dong (I’d say!). And his knacker needs its own pillow at night. Moreover, a good part of the organ is made up of nothing but skin, his foreskin being particularly disproportionate.
Roberto has been recognised as disabled. Doctors have recommended a knacker lift, which would allow him to finally have a normal life, and sex.
An adult entertainment company offered to fund the operation, as a way of getting some publicity. But for Roberto, who still hopes to meet the ideal woman (and by ideal, I mean one whose vagina would be big enough), and then get into porn thanks to his giant sex, that’s out of the question.
It’s worth noting that Roberto is still a bit creepy. Completely obsessed with the size of his dong, he’s had trouble with the law for flashing it in front of minors.
