A Polish brand called The Order of Yoni has developed a vaginal beer. Called Bottled Instinct, this sour ale is fermented with vaginal bacteria.
The lactobacilli used to make this beer come from the vaginas of two models, Monika, the blonde, and Paulina, the brunette.
The taste of vaginal beer
Originally, it’s mainly a selling point. The vaginal beer claims to recreate the qualities and character of the woman, with an intensity comparable to a romantic date with her.
Well, it’s clear that the supposed ability of lactobacilli to share their host’s personality is pure fantasy. We’re talking about bacteria that are commonly used in making yoghurt, not alien parasites…
The official presentation of the product has sexist connotations. One could imagine a pussy beer marketed with feminist arguments. But for The Order of Yoni, the woman is nothing but an object of desire, reduced to the state of a simple ingredient that can be consumed in the beer.
However, I remain intrigued. Which is the best, the vaginal beer or the one with deer sperm? Unfortunately, the Indiegogo project aimed at funding the production of the Monika and Paulina batches did not meet with resounding success.
