I’d already told you about portable glory holes in a roundup of weird sex toys, a very long time ago… I used to think this kind of object was more likely to be found in a cabinet of rare curiosities than in my sex toy collection. That’s why I was – very pleasantly – surprised when My Glory All got in touch with us to offer us the chance to try their product. An opportunity to install a removable and portable glory hole at home, you can’t say no to that.
A portable glory hole, but what for?
If you’ve landed on this article following a Google search, you probably know very well what a glory hole, you cheeky lot! But let’s still do a quick refresher, as the term isn’t necessarily familiar to everyone.
What is a glory hole?
A glory hole, originally, is a hole in a partition, where people come, depending on their preference, anonymously suck strangers’ penises without seeing their face, or slip your penis in so that a stranger on the other side of the wall comes to suck it. it. In films, you’ll generally see them in public toilets, with a slightly shady atmosphere. But some saunas, libertine clubs, or sex shops equipped with video booths also have them available to their customer(s) for a safe experience.
So, why would you want a portable one?
You might want a portable glory hole to play as a couple, and fantasise by imagining that your partner’s penis (or dildo) is that of a stranger in a club or on a motorway service station. For the thrill of an unusual and slightly intimidating practice, but safely at home with your other half. Or, for the more adventurous, you might want to set up a glory hole at home to have fun with your guests during a naughty group night. Such an object will certainly also appeal to people who organise private parties on a larger scale.
The concept of the My Glory All portable glory hole
In short, the My Glory All is a sort of fabric panel, with a hole in the middle, that you temporarily attach to the door frame using two adjustable horizontal bars. It sets up and comes down in a matter of seconds, without a single tool. After use, you simply roll it up and pop it back in its pouch.
Let’s get straight to the budget question: the My Glory All costs between €209 and €249, depending on the model. Admittedly, it’s not cheap, but on the one hand, it’s a both bulky and niche erotic accessory (which is generally expensive – look at fucking machines or BDSM furniture) – and on the other hand, it’s made in France. Besides, many brands of
ordinary
sex toys targeting a luxury image (but still mass-produced in China) have models that come in at around this price.
As for presentation, the My Glory All does rather well. It comes in a glossy fabric case tucked under the arm without drawing any attention.
In this pouch, the My Glory All portable glory hole is rolled up on itself, with two straps keeping it in place. There’s also a user guide for set-up. Don’t worry, this one is just a few sentences long.
The My Glory All consists of a large wetlook-style fabric rectangle, and two adjustable bars. You can choose between two bar lengths, 60 or 70 centimetres.
Measure the approximate length of the door you’re planning to use it on beforehand, knowing that the bar length can be adjusted afterwards.
It’s worth noting that the fabric is washable. (This might seem obvious when put that way, but in the world of fetish accessories, you’ll find quite a few things that are a bit of a pain to clean. Leather or faux leather items for one…)
You can also choose between two hole shapes, : the Invisible, with a vertical slit, or the Discreet, with an oval hole. We chose the Discreet.
You first need to thread the bars through each of the two “hems” of the fabric, then fit the bars into the door frame, turning them to adjust their length.
The My Glory All installed: a glory hole in our bedroom
And there’s the result: a glory hole, in the usual position of the bedroom door ! As far as looks go, it’s pretty impressive! It’s fairly similar to the glory holes we’ve had the chance to see in libertine club.
But unlike the walls of a real glory hole, the fabric is flexible. It doesn’t take anything away from the experience, I suppose, even though I’m not a fan of real glory holes. Plus, no risk of bonking your weenie on the edges. the edges. edges. Once the portable glory hole is in place, all that’s left is to have fun with it. The My Glory All covers the entire width of the door, and a good portion of its height, but you simply need to pull the fabric aside to pass through to the other side. (It would be rather daft to install a glory hole in place of your bedroom door… only to be unable to get in afterwards!).
The fabric appears to be of good quality. It is perfectly opaque, you can’t see a thing through it. It stretches over most of the height of the door. As for the hole, it is around ten centimetres wide (as I mentioned earlier, there is also a version where the opening is a slit, if you prefer a more restricted field of vision. These two features allow the My Glory All to fulfil the main purpose of a glory hole : to let a penis pass through its hole, without necessarily showing what’s happening on the other side.
The hole will definitely be at the right height, whatever your height. First of all, it extends quite a bit vertically, over nearly thirty centimetres. And you can also adjust the height of the bar attachments to raise or lower it slightly.
Conclusion on the My Glory All portable glory hole
The My Glory All isn’t necessarily an erotic accessory that everyone will want to have at home. But if you have a glory hole fantasy, without actually taking the plunge, or if you’d like to be able to set up a glory hole at home for your naughty evenings, then it will delight you!
It doesn’t target the ‘mass market’, whether in terms of sexuality or budget. However, it remains within a reasonable price range (yes, between €209 and €249, it’s expensive, but erotic furniture generally costs a fortune, so in the end, for this type of object, it’s not overpriced at all), it’s quality, it folds away after use and takes up very little space when folded, so you won’t be bothered by an embarrassing thing taking up half your living room the rest of the time…
In short, it’s an accessory very well designed, on a original idea. If you fancy getting yourself a rather fun erotic piece of furniture, without the hassle of storing it after use, the My Glory All portable glory hole won’t disappoint you.
Merci à My Glory All de nous avoir fourni son glory hole portable pour ce test
