In the United States, it’s common for presidents to become the subject of collective fantasies. Thus, Abraham Lincoln is a sex symbol in a collection of erotic books, and Obama has several dildos in his likeness. The appearance of Donald Trump sextoys is therefore a perfectly logical continuation.
The Donald Trump Dildo
At SmallTownPlanet, on Etsy, a ceramic dildo depicting a phallic Donald Trump, himself holding a penis (or a dildo?) in his hand. Phallic inception?
But let’s also note the care taken with the details. The facial features, the hair and the strange bright red nipples are sculpted with meticulous precision. The sex toy, placed on a metal base, seems made to be displayed… Were you just looking for a decor idea for your living room?
The Donald Trump Anal Plug
I had already told you, in a sex toy gazette, about the anal plug in the likeness of Donald Trump created by artist Fernando Sosa.
This political plug is not the only anal sex toy in the likeness of the President of the United States.
Indeed, at LovecrafterToys, which we already know for its Dalek dildo and its unicorn horn dildo, we can find another Donald Trump anal plug.
The Donald Trump Inflatable Doll
Obama had got one with the Blow Up Barack doll, there was no reason Trump should escape it. Created by the sex toy brand Pipedream, the Donald Chump is an inflatable doll in the likeness of Donald Trump.
An object of unavowed pleasures, or a bit of a joke? The second hypothesis seems to prevail, judging by its appearance and the inscriptions on its packaging:
- “A real American douchebag” (“A real American twat”).
- “He screw up politics, now you can screw him back” (“He fucked politics, now you can fuck him back”).
- “Let’s keep America Stupid” (“Let’s keep America stupid”).
Donald Trump Condoms
And to complete the arsenal, Donald Trump condoms.
For whom? Why?
Is the contraption reserved for schoolboy jokes? Or are there really people who wish to host the tip of the President of the USA at the entrance of their anus?
Perhaps Mistress Couple, a dominatrix who dresses up as Hillary Clinton to punish repentant Donald Trump voters, knows the answer.
