La Dickorn is a unicorn-horn dildo! I’d been dreaming of owning a sex toy like this for a long time, and the brand Deep N’ Geek made my wish come true by sending us the sumptuous Dickorn Marble.
Deep N’ Geek is a young French couple who create amazing sex toys by hand in silicone, all inspired by pop culture. It’s a joy for us to discover one of their creations.
So, here’s my review of the Dickorn Marble.
The Deep N’ Geek brand
Behind the name “Deep N’ Geek” is a young geeky couple who are into BDSM and shibari, and passionate about the world of erotica. It’s 100% Made in France and 100% handmade. Deep N’ Geek, Petit Vice — French sex toys are definitely taking a new turn, younger and decidedly geekier.
Let’s be clear, I also really like other, more traditional French sex toy makers, such as Idée du Désir or Rosebuds. But it’s really nice to see this pop of energy and pop culture, in the style of Geeky Sex Toys or Bad Dragon, in French erotic toys.
Their products are split across four worlds:
- Vicious Dick, inspired by Tenacious D,
- Fabulous Horny’s, the famous unicorns,
- Fantastics Pleasures, a tribute to the Fantastic Four,
- and finally, Orgasm Before Christmas, which evokes The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Dickorn packaging
When it comes to cool packaging, independent makers often do a much better job than big brands. And Deep N’ Geek is no exception.
Inside the parcel, carefully wrapped in paper to protect it from knocks, we find a pretty cardboard box introducing the brand and its products. Inside are:
- A numbered certificate of authenticity,
- A sheet of paper with, on one side, some simple advice on care, and on the other, details about its composition. Spoiler: pure silicone, safe for the body. Nothing else.
- A sturdy-looking fabric pouch,
- And a cute little red hat.
The look of the Dickorn Marble
The Dickorn Marble is the horn of a spotted unicorn, the medieval fantasy equivalent of a badass cow with magical powers. But don’t worry, no unicorns were harmed in the making of this toy. It’s a silicone mould. I’m sure the unicorn was given some lovely fresh hay to munch on peacefully while the Deep N’ Geek team took its mould.
The Dickorn actually comes in three colours: marble, the pattern on the one we received, sky blue and white.
It’s simply gorgeous. On its base, somewhere between flesh-coloured and gold, surrounded by a triangle of raised beads, a sumptuous horn rises proudly in a twist, mixing black and white marbling.
But rather than ramble on with descriptions, I’ll let you admire the photo:
Texture and materials
As I mentioned a little earlier, the Dickorn, like all Deep N’ Geek sex toys, is made of body-safe silicone. You have nothing to worry about.
It’s flexible, and although its surface isn’t the ultimate in ultra-mega-softness, it’s still fairly squishy. Pronounced ridges run along its entire length. A rather interesting texture…
Using the Dickorn Deep N’ Geek
You’ll need a generous amount of lubricant to use the Dickorn comfortably. It’s compatible with all water-based lubricants. Avoid silicone-based ones, as they could damage the sex toy.
First of all, it’s worth noting that the Dickorn has a fairly wide flat base. So it can be used for both vaginal and anal penetration. It stands upright fairly steadily, so you can use it hands-free.
You can really feel all the ridges on the horn! The toy’s bumps pleasantly stimulate the vaginal walls, while its fairly squishy texture cushions the friction.
The Dickorn is also pretty great for anal use. Its conical shape allows for gradual insertion. It’s not huge in size, and it starts off with a very small diameter, less than a centimetre, which gradually widens along its length. But its texture is really pronounced, so being able to take it very slowly is a real plus.
Conclusion on the Dickorn Deep N’ Geek
The good points:
- It’s a unicorn horn! And it’s so beautiful! It’s a sex toy you’ll want to display.
- Its texture, squishy but very angular, provides some really interesting sensations.
- It’s a handmade object, made in France.
- Its price is affordable: 75 euros. For a quality handmade sex toy, made with passion by French creators, that’s really not much to pay. Just think how much a Womanizer or a Lelo costs, despite being made in China, by comparison…
The bad points:
- Even after looking hard, I might struggle to find any faults with it. There’s nothing to report.
Note finale du test
Les plus
- Unicorn horn
- Really interesting texture
- Handmade object, made in France
- Very affordable price
Les moins
- Nothing to report
The Dickorn Marble Deep N’ Geek is a fantastic handmade dildo, made in France, gorgeous, geeky and wonderfully magical. And such a marvel costs less than half as much as a Womanizer Classic or a Mona Wave, both of which come from a Chinese factory.
Would you like to give your other half a magical sex toy for Valentine’s Day, or simply treat yourself by getting a unique erotic toy? If you choose the Dickorn, you won’t regret it.
