Recently, I promised you a guided tour of the vast world of erotic books with dinosaurs. Here we go! A best-of the best covers of sex books with raptors, T-Rexes, or other prehistoric saurians in them.
The ‘classic’ erotic books with dinosaurs
A lady or a gentleman meets a dinosaur…
And, it’s an instant love at first sight !
Or, more commonly, the kidnapping.
Fortunately, the kidnapper turns out to be a sexy tyrannosaurus, a charismatic raptor, or a gentleman stegosaurus (gentledino?).
Humans and Jurassic reptiles so they decide to engage in a inter-species fluid exchange, to the reader’s great pleasure.
Sometimes, things can get a bit violent. But rest assured, it’s just some roleplay !
Sleeping with an intellectual dino
The dinosaur, an uncultured brute? How full of assumptions!
Our sexy dinosaurs, we love them cultivated and degree-holdingThat’s why Doctor Dino and Professor T-Rex are so popular.
Admit it, they’re charming, with their little ties.
Business dinos
Scientific dinos aren’t really your thing? No worries, there are also T-Rex lawyers or businessmen.
And how do you think dinosaurs close a deal? Spoiler: they use their penises. Or perhaps their cloacas.
Sex with billionaire dinosaurs
The bank account of the dinosaur you’re sleeping with is a recurring topic.
Naked dinos are cool, but billionaire dinos, they’re even better.
It’s a bit like Fifty Shades of Grey, except the heartthrob has scales (or rather feathers?) and is far too big to fit in a helicopter.
Since we’re talking about copulating with wealthy prehistoric giant reptiles, why be stingy and settle for billionaire dinos? Enter Rex Rothschild, the trillionaire T-Rex !
The sexy police dinosaur
Triceracop (yes, yes, like in Kung Fury) is apparently a good one.
Sexy dinosaurs in space
The space dinosaurs undoubtedly have a certain sex appeal. And whether they are astronauts…
… Or space invaders.
The fitness coach dinosaur
Who is better placed than a Tyrannosaurus Rex fitness coach to teach you how to train your arse ?
Time traveling to get with a dino
Dinosaurs lived in the past. So naturally, to have sex with them, you either need to time travel, or deal with a sexy time-travelling tyrannosaur.
Probably a friend of Professor T-Rex, who designed his machine to visit the present.
T-Rexes have small arms
… But that doesn’t stop them from practising anal fisting with gusto.
The dino combined with another epic thing
Erotic books with dinosaurs are nice, but a bit too soft for you? Well, it turns out you can also find some sex books combining dinosaurs and:
- zombies (but compared to what’s to come, that’s almost tame),
- giant squids (magical, and named Brad),
The long-titled dino
Chuck Tingle is probably the only author capable of writing an erotic book whose long title mixes references to American current affairs and tyrannosaurs. current affairs and tyrannosaurs. affairs and tyrannosaurs. and. tyrannosaurs. . In his works, Pharma Bro coexists with a T-Rex comedian and a clan of sex-hungry triceratops rappers.
And a Donald Trump whose barely disguised name has a relationship urophile with a Russian T-Rex.
And for that, this author with an unbridled imagination well deserves his nomination for the Hugo Awards.
