The Praline et Priape shop sent us their Beer and Kantoutacou Drinks Kit. It includes the Kantoutacou, an uninhibited board game for adults, and two bottles of a very unusual beer.
Indeed, “vaginal beer” The Order of Yoni was made using lactobacilli taken from the vaginas of two young women.
Kantoutacou: an offbeat board game
Kantoutacou is a board game based on the same sort of premise as Cards Against Humanity, Blanc-Manger Coco or Limite Limite.
You draw cards featuring sentence fragments, often with sexual connotations, illustrated with naive drawings. Then each player puts a card on the table, with the aim of completing a sentence in the most ludicrous way possible.
The funniest combination of cards wins a point, and you need three points to win the game.
It’s not an erotic game. You can easily play it with friends, without the slightest sexual tension.
However, the sentences you end up with are generally obscene. So you might want to avoid suggesting a game of Kantoutacou at a family dinner, or leaving the game in the hands of younger players.
The Order of Yoni vaginal beers
I’ve already told you about “vaginal beer” The Order of Yoni. It’s a beer made using lactobacilli from the vaginas of two models, Monika, the blonde, and Paulina, the brunette. Each has her own brew.
Its official description is completely what-the-fuck, with Hindu gods and pussy blessings transmitted through the power of the cotton bud.
Meanwhile, the label says: “Contains Paulina’s vaginal bacteria” (or Monika’s, on the other bottle).
Of course, in reality, sipping this beer won’t give you any yoni superpowers.
And its presentation seems somewhat tinged with sexism… You might expect a pussy beer to be marketed with a feminist message. But with The Order of Yoni beer, the woman is reduced to a mere ingredient, which is a shame.
Still, let’s admit that bringing some pussy beer along to drinks with friends is pretty original.
As for the taste, it’s a blonde beer, rather sweet and slightly tart.
To make up your own mind about it, I recommend watching the video by “Une bière et Jivay”, who took their investigation as far as interviewing “Paulina” (or at least, a brunette woman presented by the brand as the Paulina who supplied the beer’s bacteria).
