In this article, I’m going to talk to you about anatomical curiosities, natural or induced by surgery: a man with two penises, a woman with two vaginas, a penis of gigantic diameter… With a small digression about cornflakes and their creator.
The woman with two vaginas and the man with two penises
Blanche Dumas was a Parisian courtesan of the 19th century, famous for her two vaginas, and her third leg. She lived an idyll with Juan Baptista dos Santos, a Portuguese man famous for his two penises… And incidentally, he too, had three legs.
Blanche Dumas, the woman with two vaginas, and Juan Baptista dos Santos, the man with two penises
DoubleDickDude, the man with two penises
Edit (January 2014) : a man endowed with two functional penises (the malformation in question is called diphallia) appeared on Reddit under the pseudonym DoubleDickDude (“the double-dick guy”), with photos to back it up, and answered numerous questions on the subject.
I’m translating a few of his answers.
What impact does having two penises have on your sex life?
I imagine if I woke up one morning with an extra penis, I could answer this question. But I’ve always had two penises. I don’t know how to answer.
How do women react when they discover your double penis? Do you warn them in advance?
It varies from one girl to the next. Some are, like, “Wow!”. Others are incredulous and think it’s a fake. Some have panicked and started calling me names. Most are genuinely intrigued.
But I don’t have any more casual sex, I stopped a few years ago. I didn’t like the feeling of emptiness after a one-night stand. I had a lot of them at the end of my adolescence. Really a lot. But most of the time, the girls were feeling nervous, and changed their minds at the last minute. The guys never change their minds, they always want it even if they’re a bit nervous.
I’m in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for some time now. I consider this relationship “monogamous” because we are exclusive. She likes my double penis. The three girls I went out with before her liked it too. But in the past, it has made some of them run away. Generally, the ones I got to know before we started dating are cool about it.
Otherwise, I don’t talk about it. If I don’t intend to have sex with you, you won’t know I’m a man with two penises.
What’s it like to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time? Is there any awkwardness anywhere between you three?
Really no awkwardness. They were a couple before they both started dating me. She’s straight, he realised he was bisexual after four months of getting to know me, when they both found out about my penises. It clicked, and we’ve been together ever since.
Are you able to tell if someone is touching your right penis or your left penis?
Yes. If the left one itches, I know it’s the left one. And vice versa. If I’m being simultaneously sucked by two different mouths, and one of the two people is swirling their tongue on the head of my right penis while the other is sliding theirs sideways against my left penis, I can tell who’s doing what.
Do you ejaculate with both penises simultaneously?
Yes.
Can one get hard while the other doesn’t?
It always starts that way. First, the left one gets half-soft, then stops at a certain point. The right one then gets properly hard, and if I’m turned on enough, the left one will continue to get hard and bigger. Sometimes, with a cockring, they’ve been just as hard as each other.
Is having both your penises stimulated at the same time more pleasurable than when only one is stimulated?
Stimulating both at the same time is pleasant, but it’s better when they’re being sucked or when they’re inside someone. Jerking off both at the same time just makes me feel like I’m jerking myself off… too hard.
Do you alternate penises when you masturbate?
It’s happened, and I can do it, but usually I just jerk off the right one.
How do you pee?
Like everyone. I pull out my cocks, hold them in one hand and aim for the toilet. They’re not rigid, unless I’m hard, and I can squeeze them together. It’s not rocket science.
Are there any risks of complications you need to watch out for?
My prostate gets inflamed if I don’t ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy who has a legitimate reason to have an orgasm at least once a day or every other day. My prostate is stimulated by the two penises and produces a lot of seminal fluid. So when I ejaculate, it has to be pressed every few days to get the excess out. Otherwise, it’s swollen and painful.
Have you ever considered a career in porn?
Yes, a few years ago. But I decided not to do it. Being unique is one thing, being a gadget is another. I’d only be popular for a brief period, then I’d just be one mishap among others in the porn industry. From what I’ve seen, the pay is shit, and I don’t need money, I’m financially comfortable now. Besides, I can’t put a price on my dignity.
The only reason I show photos is that I figured people would want to know that at least one guy with two normal cocks exists. Most cases of diphallia are quite scary to look at, and I sympathise.
Edit : The man with two penises has written his memoirs, a 70-page book titled “Double Header: My Life with Two Penises”. His author name is “Diphallic Dude”. It’s a best-seller on Amazon, but the anecdotes reported are not ultra-credible.
Born with three penises
Edit (September 2015) : In India, a child is born with three penises (only one of which is capable of urinating), but without an anus.
diphallia, complete or partial duplication of the penis, is an extremely rare anomaly (according to Wikipedia, only a hundred cases have been recorded since 1609. Most of the time, it is accompanied by other health problems… If you read carefully, you have probably noticed an inconsistency: for three penises, shouldn’t we say “Triphallia”? But apparently, the term doesn’t exist.
A surgical operation enabled this malformation to be corrected. The doctors removed the smallest of the three appendages, as well as an excess bony mass, fused the other two penises, and fashioned an anus for him so that once healed, he would be rid of the colostomy bag he had been living with until now.
Thanks to this operation, as an adult, he will be able to have normal sexuality and fertility.
The man with the oversized penis
Mister Mark is a body modification enthusiast famous for his enormous penis, enlarged by regular silicone injections. In an interview (before clicking on the link, please be aware that it’s a Youporn video of shit quality), he explains that he can’t have sex with his gigantic cock. A question of diameter, I imagine.
Admittedly, sometimes, he misses the penetrating functions of his phallus a little, but his transformation fully satisfies him, and he considers the sacrifice worth it.
Cornflakes and masturbation
John Kellog, the creator of the famous cornflakes, was a doctor notorious for his fierce fight against masturbation, which according to him was the source of all the world’s ills. And against sexuality in general.
And at the time, it wasn’t a simple ideological debate, but pseudo “remedies” that were particularly barbaric. Indeed, to prevent masturbation, he advocated, among other atrocities, sewing teenagers’ penile skin with silver wire, performing circumcisions without anaesthesia, and burning young girls’ clitorises with acid.
He believed that eating meat increased sexual desire, which is why he advocated eating cereals… hence the cornflakes.
By the way, he also advocated yoghurt-based enemas… Enjoy your meal, of course!
No, cornflakes do not diminish sexual appetite. Fans of cereal porn can confirm.
Cereal illustration: Borja Iza’s Flickr gallery.
