While browsing the internet, I stumbled across the two-person briefs. What other unusual underwear could I discover for you? The subject deserved a closer look. Here are a few of my finds.
The two-person briefs
Accommodating four legs and two pairs of bums in one and the same pair of briefs, the two-person briefs are worn as a couple, so you can stay pressed together face to face.
Romantic, isn’t it? Well, perhaps they’re not the most practical underwear for a stroll around town, but for dancing, they could work.
The sack briefs
Compact, the sack briefs let you stash all your kit in one big, neatly tied-up bundle.
The sexy cow costume
I’ve mentioned pet play several times. I also own a tail plug, which I used to dress up as a cat for a photoshoot. And according to internet Rule 34, human cows are a fairly popular fantasy, all things considered.
So, for a gentle introduction to this practice, here’s a sexy cow costume.
The elephant briefs
To make the transition from sexy cow, and sticking with animal-themed underwear, here’s a classic: the elephant briefs.
Boob buckets
In the category of “impractical implements for fetching water”, boob buckets deserve a place of honour.
The diagonal briefs
The ideal underwear for minimalists, provided they have a particularly well-behaved penis, the diagonal briefs rely on asymmetry… And a little levitation.
The pig knickers
Admittedly, I own the unicorn version, which also has little ears… But I still had to mention the pig knickers and their bright pink snout.
And even cuter, the guitar-playing piglet version:
The peacock briefs
To make your little bird stand proudly, showing off a multicoloured tail, here’s the peacock briefs.
The boxers with a pocket for stashing a hip flask
Speakeasy Briefs are men’s underwear with a pocket at the front. Handy for hiding a whisky flask if you’re a partygoer who enjoys strip poker.
The men’s thong with suspender belt
Trimmed with lace, the men’s thong with suspender belt is actually rather sexy. What do you think?
The cat’s bum knickers
Fed up with your other half constantly looking at your bum? With these knickers, show them a cat’s bum instead.
And if you prefer dogs, you can also show off this little corgi bottom:
Or the piggy version, with its little corkscrew tail:
The cock-magnet briefs (or pussy-magnet briefs)
These boxers have 48 magnets. What for? Er… If the illustration is anything to go by, to make your willy bigger, or hotter, well, we’re not really sure.
In any case, it’s a literal interpretation of the expression “dick magnet”.
And for women, who probably need magnets too, you never know, here’s the magnet knickers. A real pussy magnet.
Snake tights
A little menacing, the snake tights turn your legs into creeping reptiles.
The mystery briefs
How on earth are you supposed to wear these briefs? Are they aimed exclusively at people with three penises? Or are you meant to put two of the elastic bands around your testicles?
The mystery briefs will remain a mystery.
