The Chance Unflared by Bad Dragon is a horse dildo. Or, more precisely, an adult toy shaped like a horse’s penis. The brand Bad Dragon, famous for its dildos depicting the genitals of high-fantasy creatures, doesn’t limit itself to dragon phalluses.
Chance is a kind of anthropomorphic horse, and the toy is a model of the penis of this half-man, half-pony being.
But the appeal of Bad Dragon sex toys isn’t just down to their unusual nature; it’s also because they’re customisable to your heart’s content. Colours, textures, dimensions, accessories: you can choose everything, down to the smallest detail.
We wanted a badass sex toy. A dragon is cool, but a hell pony is even better.
Packaging for Bad Dragon’s Chance Unflared
As Bad Dragon sex toys are handmade, there is no box from a factory. So there’s no unnecessary waste.
But the brand won’t disappoint anyone who likes their toys well packaged. The toy is carefully wrapped in red paper, covered in a multitude of little dragon dicks printed in black.
Goodies and products from Bad Dragon
Bad Dragon pleasantly surprised us with some adorable little goodies:
- Circular silicone samples, giving you a glimpse of the different textures offered by the brand: “soft”, “medium” and “hard”,
- Four mini dildos shaped like dragon dicks,
- A keyring depicting a translucent dragon penis,
- A sticker,
- A ribbon to attach a badge to.
Bad Dragon also included three of its products:
- The Bad Dragon sex toy cleaner: a foaming product that rinses off with water. In short, ordinary soap does just as good a job, but why not.
- “Clear Cum Lube” and “Cum Lube”, two water-based lubricants with a particularly viscous texture, which I recently told you about in a review.
All these products are available to buy on their website.
The world of Bad Dragon
It took us two days to decide on the ideal design for the sex toy of our dreams. We’d wanted a Bad Dragon sex toy for a long time, and we didn’t want to miss this chance to treat ourselves. So we spent a long time deliberating.
The world of Bad Dragon is similar to that of the furries. The characters whose genitals are represented are anthropomorphic beings, fantastical creatures or animals, with fantastical genitals but very human personalities. So there’s no bestiality involved; it’s just high fantasy.
Customising the Bad Dragon sex toy
Bad Dragon sex toys are customisable to your heart’s content! And it’s brilliant!
First, you choose the model. And there’s plenty to choose from. Bad Dragon has a whole host of creatures from various species, including dragons, of course, but also canines, equines, octopuses and other sea creatures, as well as fantastical animals.
– “A unicorn horn? I like unicorns!”
-“No, too ordinary. You already have several rainbow dildos, a unicorn anal plug, and a unicorn vibrator. Isn’t that enough?”
-“Okay, then, a dragon? Dragons are badass!”
“- Dragons are pretty cool. Or a sea creature? Ah, I know: a horse, it’s a bit like a unicorn. And besides, we can choose colours for its hell pony dick!”
What Bad Dragon’s Chance Unflared looks like
When it comes to colours, there’s a wide range of shades to choose from. But that’s not all: you can also have glittery, marbled or gradient patterns. And, to top it all off, you can even customise the marbling or the gradient. You can also choose a different colour for the base of the toy.
So we chose colours and dimensions worthy of a horse from hell. A black base, and a body marbled in orange and red.
Here’s what our order looked like:
There’s plenty of choice when it comes to dimensions, too. Bad Dragon offers five sizes, ranging from Mini to Extra Large. The brand shows a size chart, as well as photos next to a soft drink can for reference, to make it easier to get your bearings.
We couldn’t wait to see our custom dildo. And we weren’t disappointed. Here’s the result:
The thing is magnificent! It’s exactly what we’d imagined. Admittedly, we may have gone a bit overboard with the size. We opted for the Large version.
The thing is nearly forty centimetres long, with an insertable section that’s between 4 and 6 centimetres in diameter, depending on where you measure it.
Note: “flared” means “flared”. There’s another Bad Dragon dildo called the “Chance Flared”, very similar to this one, but with a more trumpet-shaped head.
Texture and materials
All Bad Dragon sex toys are made from pure silicone, so they’re body-safe and completely odourless.
You can also customise the texture of the sex toy.
There are three textures to choose from: Soft, Medium and Hard. But you can also choose different textures for the base and body of the dildo: a hard base and a medium body, or a medium base and a soft body.
The brand offers a guide to choosing the right firmness for you.
The “Soft” is particularly squishy; it’s a suitable texture for a masturbator, for example. The “Medium” is the in-between texture: soft, but not as soft as the “Soft”, and therefore more stable when it needs to stand upright. The “Hard” is firmer than the other two textures, but far from rigid; it still has some give.
The instructions point out that some models, such as the Chance, may struggle to stand upright on their own in the Soft version.
So we chose our Chance Unflared with a “hard” base and a “medium” body.
Price of Bad Dragon’s Chance dildo
The price of the Chance depends on the options you choose.
The “Small” size costs 75 dollars (around 70 euros) in the “basic” version, which still lets you combine one or two colours and choose a texture.
The price can go up to 205 dollars for an “Extra-Large” model with the most expensive options: a colour gradient and a combination of two textures.
Using Bad Dragon’s Chance Unflared dildo
In the Large size, Bad Dragon’s Chance Unflared is a toy of imposing proportions.
So, obviously, you’re not going to insert the whole thing! But its diameter is a challenge in itself. Thank goodness it’s all soft at the tip!
I can only manage to insert it after some prior “warm-ups” with a super-powerful vibrator, such as the Doxy Massager, and a smaller sex toy.
I start with the Tantus Acute, move on to the RealCock 2, and, after a few orgasms, when I’m really “worked up”, I move on to the serious stuff and try to ride Chance.
The vagina is stretchy; it has muscles that allow it to expand with arousal and then return to its original size.
Getting Chance inside isn’t some feat worthy of a pornstar who specialises in hardcore sex. You just need to be sufficiently aroused and use plenty of lubricant. Any water-based lubricant will do.
The hardest part to insert is its flattened tip, which is the widest part.
Once that gets through, the in-and-out movements are short, because the “neck” at the head of the toy has difficulty getting through the entrance to the vagina.
Of course, you only need to insert a few centimetres, to whatever depth you want, without going too far. The rest of the dildo, its excessive length, is mostly for the look and the excitement of dealing with such a gigantic thing!
At the level of the G-spot, the flared tip of the Chance Unflared creates a raised area that strongly stimulates it, gently (it’s so squishy!), but with sustained pressure as you move the dildo.
Conclusion on Bad Dragon’s Chance Unflared dildo
The good points:
- It’s an extraordinary dildo, spectacularly original.
- The many customisation options let you get a unique sex toy that’s perfectly suited to your desires.
- The quality is excellent, the material is body-safe and the workmanship is perfect.
- It provides intense sensations.
The bad points:
- It is still a very unusual sex toy. So, naturally, you won’t use it every day, and it won’t suit everyone’s tastes.
Note finale du test
Les plus
- An outrageous and seriously original dildo!
- Fully customisable
- Excellent quality
- Intense sensations
Les moins
- Not for everyone's taste
Like all its fellow products from Bad Dragon, the Chance Unflared is a unique sex toy. Each one has its own distinctive features. What’s more, the brand has created a very particular world that fascinates its many collectors.
If this kind of toy appeals to you, but you haven’t yet dared to take the plunge, don’t hesitate! You won’t regret your purchase: you’ll have a sex toy you’ll want to keep on your bedside table at all times.
Merci à Bad Dragon de nous avoir fourni le Chance Unflared pour ce test
