Limpy isn’t a sex toy like any other. It’s a packer, in other words a soft dildo worn in a harness or suitable underwear, simply for the pleasure of wearing a penis.
In practical terms, it’s not strictly speaking a sex toy. You could describe it instead as a kind of penis prosthesis. Though let’s be clear about what we mean by prosthesis. The Limpy has no medical purpose. It’s not for peeing with, nor is it for sexual use: it’s about comfort and wellbeing.
What do you use a packer for?
If you think you’d feel more comfortable wearing a willy, a packer lets you try out that feeling.
Packing accessories are primarily aimed at transgender people.
But they may also appeal to cisgender women who want to discover what it’s like to have a penis in everyday life, or to turn into a bloke for an evening, whether for a sexual fantasy, out of curiosity, or simply for the fun of playing a part.
What the Limpy looks like
Looking at the Limpy, you’d think it was the most ordinary-looking realistic dildo going, except that it had lost its erection. It looks like a flaccid penis. It’s completely soft, and has a pair of testicles that form its base.
The model I chose is 15 centimetres long. For a human penis that isn’t erect, those measurements aren’t exactly worthy of the Guinness Book of Arse Records, but it’s still pretty big. And it’s the smallest size available! The other model is a whopping 20 centimetres!
If I’m going to wear a fake penis, I want it to be as realistic as possible, including in terms of size. So I gave the elephant cock version a miss.
Texture and materials
The Limpy is made of TPE, a generic term for thermoplastic elastomers. It’s a porous material with an unspecified composition. But as far as we know, it contains no phthalates or other harmful substances. Its texture is a lot like that of Fleshlights, but unlike those, the Limpy is odourless.
Because of its porosity, I wouldn’t recommend this material for a standard dildo. The pores provide a home for bacteria, so you can’t disinfect the thing completely. But since the Limpy is meant to sit comfortably in your pants and isn’t going to penetrate anyone, that’s less of an issue.
The Limpy is completely soft. Not like a dual-density dildo such as the Goodfella by Vixen Creations or the RealCock 2, no, it’s really, really soft. Somewhere between a flaccid penis and a half-hard one.
Wearing the Limpy as a packer
There is underwear designed for packing. In particular, the Pete by Spareparts Hardwear looks very promising. We know the brand for its excellent harnesses, the Joque, the Tomboi, the Bella, the Sasha and the Deuce, all of which we’ve had the chance to test. This clever pair of pants has every chance of being just as good.
However, I don’t own this kind of underwear. So a comfortable harness worn under a pair of pants will do the job. I went for the Tomboi because of its gender-neutral look.
Admittedly, that’s two layers of pants over my bum. I’m not a fan of tight clothes, so it took me a while to get used to the feeling. But you can’t go walking around with your cock poking out of your pants, can you!
I wanted to try the Limpy mainly out of curiosity, but also to try out all the fun things you can do when you’ve got a soft willy.
Well, not all of them, actually: I’m not about to draw pictures in the snow with my piss, much as I bitterly envy men that particular skill. It’s worth noting that not achieving this dream isn’t inevitable. There are also packers known as “STP”, short for “Stand to Pee”, which let you pee standing up.
But I can helicopter my dick! And that’s a strong argument in favour of this opportunity to wear a penis.
I can also scratch my balls, feel the tip of my glans, play at making my willy wobble… Or leave my sizeable flaccid cock in my pants and let people admire the bulge in my crotch, full of promise but clearly not erect.
Conclusion on the Limpy packer
The good points:
- Wearing a soft penis turns out to be great fun, including for cis people. It can be arousing, amusing, reassuring, and so on; it all depends on what you’re hoping to get out of it… But either way, it’s an experience worth trying!
- It’s very cheap: it costs just over fifteen euros.
The bad points:
- Its material is porous. That’s not a big deal since you won’t be penetrating anyone with it, but silicone would have been even better.
- It’s a very “basic” packer. It’s a fairly convincing soft fake willy, all things considered, but of course there are better ones in higher price brackets.
Note finale du test
Les plus
- Wearing a packer is an interesting experience
- Very cheap
- Very good for the price
Les moins
- Rather basic type of packer
Wearing the Limpy packer was a rewarding experience for me. We tend to focus on penises when they’re hard, but often overlook all the fun little things you can do with a soft willy.
If you’re looking for a packer, the Limpy is cheap and very good for the price. It lets you experiment without breaking the bank, and it’ll be more than enough for a lot of people. If you want an even more realistic flaccid penis, though, you’ll need to spend a little more.
Merci à Lovehoney de nous avoir fourni le Limpy pour ce test
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