The site “Vends Ta Culotte” allows internet users to sell their dirty knickers, or to buy them. The underwear fetish, more widespread than it seems, gives rise to an unusual trade.
Originally, I used to hang around the Doctissimo forum. This place, quite unusual, is the paradise of fetishists of every description… I came across a thread, written by a lady who offered to sell her dirty knickers. And I then asked myself an existential question: is the online sale of worn thongs (intended for fetishists) is legal?
So I Googled my question. And, to my great surprise, I came across “Vends ta culotte”, whose FAQ answered my question. Yes, it’s perfectly legal (if the buyer and the seller/producer are adults, of course, since the sexual connotation is obvious).
That said, this legality is hardly surprising: thank goodness there are no laws banning the resale of a garment!
The buyer and the seller are entirely free to agree on the colour or the smell it is supposed to have. As long as the item sold matches its description, there is therefore no problem. However, if you order a dirty knicker and receive a brand-new knicker, technically it is a scam, but it is unlikely that anyone will take you seriously if you try to file a complaint.
I imagine there must still be certain limits as far as the hygiene of the item is concerned, but as long as the slibard poses no serious bacterial risk, it’s fine.
No need to be jealous, the site Vends Ta Culotte has its male equivalent, “Vends ton slip”.
Vends ta culotte : an odd inventory…
Apart from knickers and other clothes for your arse, socks, tights, shoes, but also lollipops that have been dragged around in not very Catholic places seem to be having a certain success.
One young lady is offering to sell her hair. 25 euros per clump. I’ll try to offer this deal to the derm next time she wants to make me pay to have them removed by laser. I can already picture myself: “Hey, wait, chick, the clump is precious! But I’m sweet, you know, here, take my hair, I’ll give them to you. Free!”. A gentleman sells his own, drenched in semen. I admire his courage: to manage to masturbate while staring at a few cut hairs takes some inspiration… Unless he is concentrating on the thirty euros he is going to earn for three hairs.
You can also find on Vends Ta Culotte some sperm-based dishes (yes yes), the contents of a bathroom bin (or another way of thinking about recycling…), some chewed food (I don’t even want to imagine what the buyer will use it for) or crushed underfoot, and some jam with bits in it.
The award for profitable recycling still goes to the seller of used toilet paper… Who, paradoxically, also offers a ‘clean handover’ of their creations.
The ick award goes to the person who offers their foot corns, for their ‘little salty taste’. If you gag at the sight of this offer, think about reselling your vomit, you never know, it might find some buyers.
Dirty knickers seller: a future-proof career?
On the web, you can also find independent sellers of thongs marked with tyre tracks (or not), such as Culotte-sale.fr and RespireMaCulotte.com, who seem to produce the ‘works’ they sell themselves. According to an article published on Rue89, this trade reportedly brings in around 300 euros a month… Well, it’s certainly not going to make you a fortune reselling used underwear, but it’s not too bad.
In short, if you’re not paranoid about what might be done with your DNA (I’m saying this, I’m saying nothing, but whoever sells stuff on this site runs the risk of being contacted one day by the police because their underwear / their hair / their excretions have been found at a crime scene… Keep your hands off my laundry!), and if making people smell or swallow icky stuff makes you laugh, don’t hesitate, sell your dirty laundry and your waste!
The raspberry-scented synthetic version
Otherwise, for those who prefer synthetic, at Kanojo Toys, you can find fake second-hand knickers, which smell of fruit. And some pee-scented lube (A brave reader tested one for our blog. Spoiler: it stinks) or porn star cyprine perfume.
In Japan, the fetish for worn knickers has a name: it’s the burusera. You can get these synthetic “worn knickers” in vending machines, to the great delight of tourists, who don’t always bother to read the labels stating that these items are “used-looking” underwear, not relics left there by young women looking for money to buy themselves new, clean slips.
Edit : When it comes to synthetic body fluids, you can also find some artificial semen. We actually had the chance to try two versions: the “100 Shots ! Bukkake Sperm”, by Rends, with a banana-like scent, and the Manhood Cum Lube by Velv’Or, with a floral scent.
