We are often asked for advice on choosing a masturbator. That’s why Lui ventures to try all sorts of masturbators, classic or quirky, so as to be able to share his take with you. A test of a masturbator is, more often than not, a real treat.
But sometimes, using your penis to experiment with the latest in high-tech jerking can come with unexpected drawbacks. Too tight, too loose, too hot or too weak, epic fails in the world of masturbators are no rarity.
Abstract or realistic, basic or futuristic, penis-stimulating toys come in no shortage of variety. If you’re in search of your dream masturbator, we hope our reviews will guide you to find the toy that suits you.
Masturbator reviews: the realistic ones, or “vaginettes”
Although it’s found in the Wiktionary, “vaginette” is a pretty ugly word, everyone will agree. Vaginette. Ginette’s vagina (all our apologies to any Ginettes reading this). To avoid ruining our libido before we’ve even had a chance to unbox the device, we’ll rather talk about realistic masturbators.
There are various types of so-called “realistic” masturbators. Some simply feature a round opening in the centre of a soft pink cylinder, while others are designed from a mould of a pornstar’s intimate parts. This is notably the case for certain Fleshlights, although the brand has gradually expanded its horizons by also offering non-realistic models.
Test du masturbateur réaliste Fleshlight Katsuni
Test du masturbateur Dorcel Girls Joy-Lite Claire Castel
Test du masturbateur anal Claire Castel
Masturbator reviews: the non-realistic ones
Male sex toys have been slower to become popular than those for women.
This is certainly not because men don’t like masturbating. Proof: if you’ve landed on this page, you were probably not in search of a good apple tart recipe. But for many guys, the prospect of spending their next moment of solo pleasure face to face with a fake vagina or fake anus in cheap plastic is not that tempting.
Fortunately, non-realistic masturbators are plentiful, and there’s something for every taste. From a white cylinder evoking a contemporary art piece, to a blue alien crotch with two clits.
Fleshlight Turbo Thrust : un masturbateur non-réaliste
Fleshlight Alien : test d'un masturbateur extraterrestre
Test du masturbateur Fleshlight Flight
Test du masturbateur Tenga Flip Hole Silver
Masturbateur Dorcel Double OO : un sextoy à deux trous
Test du masturbateur Tenga Flip Hole Red
Test du masturbateur Tenga Egg Spider
Test du masturbateur Tenga 3D Polygon
Masturbator reviews: the vibrating ones
To stimulate a penis, it’s not absolutely necessary to have something penetrate it. Indeed, vibrations also provide very interesting, very different sensations, and explosive orgasms.
These male vibrating massagers sometimes focus solely on the glans, like the Satisfyer Men Vibration. But others, like the Fun Factory Manta, opt for a soft clamp shape, which allows them to stimulate any area of the penis against which you apply them.
Fun Factory Manta : test d'un masturbateur vibrant
Man Wand : un vibro baguette magique pour homme
Satisfyer Men Vibration : un vibro pour le pénis
Test du Cobra Libre de Fun Factory
Masturbator reviews: the “high-tech” ones
Combining sex and technology sometimes gives surprising results! And the creators of male sex toys have no shortage of ideas!
From the heating masturbator to the machine that learned to give oral thanks to artificial intelligence, through connected masturbators, we regularly discover new curiosities… For the best, or for the worst.
Autoblow AI : test d'un masturbateur intelligent ?
Masturbateur chauffant Sweet Smile : le test
Autoblow 2 : test d'un masturbateur-suceur
Test du masturbateur Mojo Stimulator
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