The world of sex toys is full of surprises. Since the Objets De Plaisir blog began, we’ve had the chance to discover a multitude of unusual sex toys. Strange sex toys, sometimes downright what the fuck, but also new releases, with high-tech and innovative sex toys, and even a few imaginary ones.
Here’s a little themed guide to our articles about unusual sex toys… Apart from the sex toy reviews, because whenever we get the chance to try out one of these curiosities, we jump at the opportunity!
Unusual sex toys: arse-ious curiosities
If you were after weird, get ready to see some! Here’s a whole collection of very strange sex toys…
Monstrous unusual sex toys
Sex toys sometimes get into the spirit of Halloween. They’re not afraid to take on the appearance of writhing insects. Or the phalluses of legendary creatures: Frankenstein’s monster, Cthulhu, Count Dracula and even zombies all fire up the sexual imagination. The result is sex toys that are a little gory, but fun.
But when it comes to adult toys, some monstrosities aren’t always the result of a deliberate effort, as the many mutant sex toys show.
Monster Cocks : des sextoys d'horreur bien flippants
Monstres, zombies et sextoys : un gode Cthulhu ?
Sextoys d'Halloween : les godes qui font peur
Sextoys insectes : pour Halloween, ça grouille du slip
Sextoy citrouille ou gode squelette pour Halloween ?
Sextoys mutants : des chimères sexuelles
Cute unusual sex toys
For a gentle change of tone, let’s make way now for some cute as a button sex toys.
Cute doesn’t necessarily mean useless gimmick. We tested an ultra-powerful unicorn vibrator: beneath its innocent looks, it’s a devilish little thing that delivers orgasms at full speed. But it’s far from the only unicorn sex toy out there. If you fancy masturbating in a rainbow, there’s no shortage of unicorn-themed sex toys and erotic books.
Many Japanese vibrators go for a kawaii look. Hello Kitty on your clit, anyone? And for dessert, you’ll find sex toys shaped like cakes, ice creams or fruit.
Du sexe ? Oui, mais avec des sextoys licornes !
Sextoys et friandises : du vibro glace au gode sucette
Les sextoys animaux de la ferme
Les sextoys animaux de la jungle
Vibro Hello Kitty et autres sextoys japonais kawaii
Unusual sex toys: science fiction and pop culture
Star Wars sex toys will delight geeks of all genders. Did you know there’s a Yoda penis dildo and a Darth Vader vibrator?
Sextoys Star Wars : nouvelle fournée
Les sextoys Star Wars : un gode sabre laser ?
Game of Thrones : sextoys, culottes et porno
Sextoys et parodies porno inspirés de Doctor Who
Questionable unusual sex toys
Sex toys don’t always spell good taste. And I’m not talking about the taste you get when you put one in your mouth. If your dildo or vibrator literally tastes of chemical plastic, it’s toxic and poor quality. But that’s not what we’re talking about here.
What I’m going to tell you about is kitsch sex toys galore, the sort you’d happily pair with a crass joke. For example, the Obamarator and the anal dwarf, or the Donald Trump anal plug, depending on your political leanings.
But hey, each to their own. Proof: sex toys that think they’re weapons and beer cans fitted with a vagina find buyers. And the phrase “I could fancy a quick one” suddenly takes on a whole new meaning…
For those who get nostalgic about Christmases in their childhood, waiting for Father Christmas as an adult while cuddling a teddy isn’t always quite so innocent. When the festive season rolls around, the Father Christmas sex toys let you enjoy a bit of roleplay dressed as a sexy Mrs Christmas, in the company of a vibrating teddy bear.
And for anyone who doesn’t mind taking up space, there’s a whole world of adult toys you’ll never be able to hide in your bedside cabinet, from a portable glory hole to a motorbike-shaped fucking machine.
Le sextoy caca, objet fétichiste ou blague potache ?
Sextoys étranges : de l'encombrant et du fumant
Sextoys creepy : érotisme et mauvais goût
Sextoys Donald Trump : un plug anal présidentiel ?
Les sextoys patriotes, la masturbation avec un drapeau
Sextoys armes : make love, not war
Bière-vagin, capotes royales et fails pornographiques
Oh my gode ! Le sextoy religieux, sacrilège érotique
Les sextoys du Père Noël, pour les lutins coquins
Peluches et sexe : une association improbable
La Tour est Folle : un abat-jour sur un gode
More unusual sex toys
Let’s start by finding out, with a silly personality quiz you shouldn’t take seriously, which ridiculously expensive sex toy is right for you. But that’s just an excuse to introduce you to a few unusual and eye-wateringly expensive sex toys.
Collectors and curious readers might like to join us for a quick look at ultra-powerful double-headed vibrators: the Hitachi Magic Twin-Head Massager and other two-headed vibrators.
Or, for My Little Pony fans ready to get down to business, there are sex toys shaped like animal penises. For foot fetishists, sex toy shoes may be the height of eroticism.
And what about those who feel the cold and are always chilly down below? Put a sock on your penis. The phallus sock, which keeps your willy warm while dressing it up as Chewbacca, Nemo or a banana, is a perfectly ordinary accessory on Etsy. Let’s discover its many varieties: it’s time for a penis carnival.
Un sextoy en soutien à l'Australie
Slip à deux places et autres sous-vêtements insolites
Sextoys de la Saint-Patrick : l'érotisme à l'Irlandaise
Froid au zizi ? Mettez une chaussette à votre pénis
Chaussures sextoys : le fétichisme à son paroxysme
Vibromasseur à deux têtes : le mutant d'Hitachi
Mon petit poney : Gode pénis de cheval et autres curiosités
Test : Découvre quel sextoy affreusement cher est fait pour toi
Unusual homemade sex toys
Do you dream of making your own sex toy? Or would you like a laugh at the unusual homemade sex toys some people have used to masturbate? You’ve come to the right place.
Making a homemade sex toy isn’t necessarily a desperate measure taken because you can’t get hold of decent sex accessories. It can be a challenge you set yourself, combining eroticism and DIY. A little creativity in your sex toy!
And for the lazy MacGyvers, we’ll tell you how to turn everyday objects into sex toys. There are, in fact, accessories for masturbating with a toothbrush, a power drill, a bicycle or an e-cigarette.
Sextoys DIY : le bricolage du cul
Do It Yourself Sextoy : fabriquer un gode personnalisé
Do-it-yourself BDSM : fabriquer un fouet
Do-it-yourself BDSM : bâillon, paddle et barre d'écartement
Transformer des objets du quotidien en sextoys
Imaginary sex toys of the future
A few years ago, I imagined what sex toys of the future might look like, straight from my science-fiction fantasies, though I didn’t have the courage or the skills to try making them. Since that article was published, some of them have been invented… with a few differences from my predictions…
Sextoys du futur : la science-fiction dans ton slip
New releases
Innovative sex toys that will soon be available…
Autoblow AI : un sextoy qui utilise l'intelligence artificielle
Fifty Shades of Grey : après le livre, les accessoires
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